pinkgills:

the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze

(via nyooms)

spiderbesiderr:

sexxxisbeautiful:

that’s it that’s the whole argument.

That’s literally the best way i’ve ever seen to describe it.

(via nyooms)

  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

shavingryansprivates:

i dont actually know what any of your icons are i just recognize the colors and patterns

(via moistbottom)

brucebannrs:

How It Should Have Ended: Frozen [x]

(via fuucksicle)

nyooms:

putlocker my main bitch, sockshare my side bitch, gorillavid my 3am booty call

(via fuucksicle)

nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

(via donnacabonna)

kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker

kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker

(via donnacabonna)

nylooms:

It’s media

nylooms:

It’s media

(via nyooms)

(via nyooms)

liftedandgiftedd:

fantasized-perfection:

I don’t know what this is but I love it

this show is actually hilarious.

(via fuucksicle)

badgoku14:

first rule of fight club…dont look at my fucking boner when we fight, rule two..dont talk about my baggy camo army pants they hide the boner

(via nyooms)

forsciencejohn:

dirtydaryldixon:

better start preparing for the season finale now.

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it doesn’t even matter what show this is for

(via nsome)